i only wish that i were kidding.

i couldn't make this up if i TRIED.

Caught Making Love to a Sock!

what? ok so it’s really not a crazy quote or anything, but you have to check out tragicsex.com. i found out about this gem of a site by (get this) a bumper sticker that somebody had lovingly affixed to a toll booth in new jersey. it’s a good thing that i’m overly observant, yeah?