i only wish that i were kidding.

people say the darndest things. i couldn't make this up if i TRIED.

names have been withheld to protect the innocent, of course.
something is missing.
oh yeah, that’s right: my motivation :(

something is missing.

oh yeah, that’s right: my motivation :(

(Source: loveslut)

three words.

perrier. gravity. bong.

i’ve either hit a new high, or a new low. i can’t tell?

almostfameless:

Click ‘Read More’ if you’d like to find out what happens when this pervy little French guy gets a look at her good big bum.  I can’t in good conscience present this without warning. 

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oh man ha ha ha.