09
Nov
cohabitation ahoy, mates ;)
- *in the midst of a discussion about conserving energy*
- the duder:
- i've noticed that you use a lot of toilet paper.
- me:
- i have a vagina. it needs wiping.
- the duder:
- ha ha ooookay.
you’re like a spank rock song. hang that shit on your wall…coming from me that’s like a guy oscar.
anon
Funny! Ew! Not safe for life!
- ok, so i had just gotten a text from a friend of mine about, uhhh, fanny sex. i was offering up advice, and stuff, but i accidentally texted the wrong person OF COURSE.
- me:
- cool, he sounds like a nice guy. i hope that things work out with him. hmm that's the thing with anal. you need to go slow, and use a ton of lube.
- my friend:
- haha i am so confused. what guy are you talking about?
09
Aug
This will work on your abs as quick as viagra works on an old pervert’s penis LOL
some twitter spam-bot on some ab exercise/slimming scam :(
I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
Lil kim (via badass-senorita)
via badass-senoritayou make scifi sexy.
vanished?
so why you so crazy?
anonymous, clearly :)
29
Jul
I count three - maybe four genuine looking smiles outta 45 head shots. Not that it’s any of my business.
some dude that friended me on facebook gives me his input some pictures i took of myself. zing! :/
Sheesh Im a little nervous but here goes I love taking pics bubble baths but mostly drinkin and dancin c what you like more above
some twitter porn bot named “bouncinww6.” SHEESH.
22
Jul
Hey you i enjoy movies foreign films did i mention dating myspace guys c what you like more above
another porn bot on twitter! this one is called “playfoxee9.”
